“No Sexist Jokes”: Twitter user literally makes list of ‘free things’ that men can do to make women happy in relationships

New Delhi: Tired of men acting persecuted by women’s ‘high’ standards, a social media user on the microblogging site Twitter literally made a long list of all the ‘free things’ that men can do to make women happy in a romantic relationship.

In a 26-tweet-long thread, a user OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities have listed common habits such as ‘no sexist jokes’ to doing laundry once in a while that costs nothing and yet helps you keep a healthy relationship with your partner.

The thread is now going viral on social media, with Netizens flooding the comment section with various reactions to the contents of the list.

Check out the thread here: 

The thread begins with, “TIRED of men acting persecuted by women’s ‘high’ standards so I’m going to make a list of FREE things that make us happy All FREE”.

“Cook a meal. A regular meal. Daal chawal. I don’t mean date night. I don’t mean a special favor. I mean maybe one day a week she doesn’t have to plan or cook. Daal pressure cooker mein dalo. Chawal 20 minute mein dam karo. Tarka lagai. Bas“, it adds.

Cook a meal. A regular meal. Daal chawal. I don’t mean date night. I don’t mean a special favor. I mean maybe one day a week she doesn’t have to plan or cook. Daal pressure cooker mein dalo. Chawal 20 minute mein dam karo. Tarka lagai. Bas

— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022

Talking about exchanging gifts at special occassions, the thread says, “Pay attention. What does she like? To eat? To buy? Books? Stationary? Her favourite colour? That way on a birthday or anniversary you’ll actually KNOW WHAT TO BUY FOR HER. Literally just ask her friend or check out the small businesses she follows on insta”.

Pay attention. What does she like? To eat? To buy? Books? Stationary? Her favourite colour? That way on a birthday or anniversary you’ll actually KNOW WHAT TO BUY FOR HER.
Literally just ask her friend or check out the small businesses she follows on insta.

— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022

“Don’t let your family talk shit about her or disrespect her. Last I checked that you can get that stuff for about 0 rupees at most wholesale markets”, the thread reads making a valid point.

The thread further ends with, “Men responding to this thread with either ‘bookmarked this is so easy’ or ‘kuch ziyada hi filmy hain aap’ there is no in-between. Both camps are wildly overestimating themselves”.

Men responding to this thread with either ‘bookmarked this is so easy’ or ‘kuch ziyada hi filmy hain aap’ there is no in-between

— OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities (@mustyoumustard) July 22, 2022