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“Watch Salman Khan film, eat spicy curry”: Twitter user’s guide to tackle European heatwave

The sarcastic thread posted on the microblogging site on Monday includes all that Indians love to do around summers

New Delhi: Europe is currently facing a never-seen-before heatwave condition owing to the concerning issue of climate change.

The experts believe that the scorching heatwave in the European region was initiated due to the record-breaking hot spell in Pakistan and India during march this year.

While the present weather is a matter of concern for the English population, a Twitter user named Kav_Kaushik has come up with desi measures to combat the worsening heatwaves in the continent, by the authority of being brought up in India.

The sarcastic thread posted on the microblogging site on Monday includes all that Indians love to do around summers or the entire year on a customary note.

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The now viral threat read, “Hi, Indian here! I’ve grown up with a lot of hot summers so here are my top tips for surviving the hot weather”.

@Kav_Kaushik further lists pointers to be followed amid the extreme heatwave condition which includes, “1. Make a pact with pezazu, the demon of the darkness and trade your first born children for more melanin”.

“2. eat curry. a shit ton of spicy as fuck steaming hot curry. i don’t know if this helps but at least when you’ve died of heatstroke you would have had a nice meal”, she adds.

The further steps consists of consuming spicy curry and mangoes to watching Salman Khan films. “Watch a bollywood film starring Salman Khan. It will be so mind numbingly bad your brain will work at 10% capacity and therefore you will preserve energy. This is how we do in India”, it says.

In the end, Kav adds, “thanks for reading! remember to leave an ice cream out for your bin men tonight folks and mum if you’re reading: this is all a joke. i’m truly grateful for the exorcism!”